paepertowns:

how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park 

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday.

thisdaysux:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

(Source: increasedappetite)

bulletbakas:

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: mungkybeans)